In case you’ve been wondering where I’ve been, I decided to enlist some help in drafting my next blog entry. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of recruiting an infinite number of positively massed monkeys, and so I spent the last 2 months in the resulting time dilation field. From my perspective, it’s only been twenty minutes since my last post.
On the plus side, I’m now twenty minutes closer to the end of my next novel. Also, I’m pretty sure I have rabies now. As it turns out, even though you need an infinite number of monkeys before they’ll start writing, you only need three or four before they’ll smash a lamp over your head and bite you.