I write books. Sometimes.

You’ve reached this page because you clicked on a link that I…just can’t explain. I’ve migrated this site a couple times, and I guess something went wrong somewhere along the way.

This is not a 404…I have literally examined this link by hand, and, after searching around the archive, I have no damn idea what I would’ve linked to here.

What did I have to say about Brendan Fraser? What secret government project was I referring to?

I guess we’ll never know. Anyway, enjoy digging through the backlog, which you must be doing if you stumbled across this page.