I’d like to announce that, in case you happened to notice the series of embarrassing errors that plagued our website in the past few weeks, it was in fact the result of a series of renovations to our website, culminating in the implementation of our brand new theme.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But Will, your website looks exactly the same as it always has, if not slightly less attractive! How could you possibly have just gotten done updating the theme?”
To which I reply: “Who asked you, anyway?”