In response to recent events, I have installed Drupal’s spam module on our website. There is the slight possibility that, as a result of this, you will be flagged as spam. This could be a mistake. Alternatively, consider the possibility that you are, in fact, a spambot, and that your whole life is an elaborate lie[1] created by unscrupulous advertisers in an attempt to more effectively peddle Viagra and porn.
In anticipation of this problem, we have arranged an anonymous support group for closet spambots. Please do not hesitate to contact us for more information, although this may prove difficult, since your communication will almost certainly be flagged as spam.
It’s kind of like The Matrix, but backward. ↩︎