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Sun, Aug 16, 2009
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As a special treat for our fans, we are holding a weekend-long contest. The
first person who can correctly answer the following question will win an amazing
prize: the satisfaction of a job well done! The question is:
What has Will spent the entire past week doing? A.
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Sun, Aug 09, 2009
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So there I was this morning, minding my own business, getting ready to shower,
when there I saw it: a monkey. As far as I can tell, there was no reason behind
the monkey. It was just sitting there, under my sink, monkeying.
This was a stuffed monkey, of course.
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Mon, Aug 03, 2009
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Surprise parties always seem like a good idea in theory. What better way to show
someone that they’re important to you than to pretend for most of the day that
everyone forgot their birthday, and then jump out and yell at them hours later.
So in honor of my brother’s impending 24th birthday, we dec...
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Fri, Jul 31, 2009
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Recently, I was leisurely perusing our site’s “Top Visitors” list, when I
discovered that we had managed a rather unexpected achievement: I have been
bumped from the number one spot.
This is remarkable enough to warrant a blog for one reason: I’m the
administrator.
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Tue, Jul 28, 2009
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Our truly dedicated fans may have noticed that, for whatever reason, I have a
tendency to post a blog entry every weekend. This is by no means intentional,
since we have no formal schedule for our blog postings.
However, this weekend I was tragically incapacitated when the space that once
housed on...
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Sun, Jul 26, 2009
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So I was checking out the Amazon page for my book the other day, and I noticed
the keywords that Amazon chose for it, which include the phrase “garbage ship.”
And I thought to myself, who wouldn’t want to read a book with a key phrase of
“garbage ship”? The Amazon employee who picks out the keywords...
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Mon, Jul 20, 2009
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For the second weekly installment of my clever quotes, and by “my clever
quotes,” I mean quotes that other people came up with that I’m quoting, I
present to you “the miscellaneous collection.”
I keep telling myself, “jumping on the moving fair train as it passes by is a
terrible idea.
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Mon, Jul 20, 2009
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For informational purposes, I have uploaded a picture of what Suzanna would look
like if she were a demon from hell.
You’re welcome.
Incidentally, it’s not a good look for her. I wouldn’t recommend it.
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Mon, Jul 13, 2009
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Do you suppose that the “Free Credit Report” guy really plays the guitar? And
that maybe he and the other guys in their fake band actually have a real band,
one that goes on tour and makes cute comments about their appearances on
commercials? And maybe they even run out on stage wearing pirate hats ...
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Thu, Jul 09, 2009
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It has occurred to me that, with the addition of my most recent blog entry, the
amount of cat-related content on our website has reached dangerously high
levels. After careful calculation, I have determined that even one more cat
picture would officially turn our website into a cat blog.
