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Mon, Oct 19, 2009
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For whatever reason, I decided to look through my spam folder the other day.
Now, if you were a spammer and you wanted your message to slip through the spam
filter AND trick the recipient into opening it, you’d probably craft your e-mail
to look as much like a regular e-mail as possible.
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Tue, Oct 13, 2009
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So today I was changing the batteries to the remote control for the CD player in
my car, when suddenly I realized: I was changing the batteries to the remote
control for the CD player in my car. There is a remote control for a device
that, during normal operating conditions, is never more than six i...
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Wed, Oct 07, 2009
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So the previous owners of my house, being the generous, thoughtful people that
they are, had their father’s cable bill forwarded to their address, for purposes
that I assume involved paying the bill for him.
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Thu, Oct 01, 2009
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As some of you know, I am fortunate enough to have a prolific independent film
career. My latest acting project is a sequel to a low-budget zombie movie in
which I portrayed the heroine, Mary Beth. Like most sequels, the director wanted
this movie to be bigger and better than the first, but the only...
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Thu, Sep 24, 2009
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I have recently made an unnerving discovery. While perusing the federal tax code
last week, I happened upon a particular provision of Section 168(e)(3)(A). It
said, in relevant part:
> The term ‘3-year property’ includes any race horse which is placed in service
> before January 1, 2014, and which ...
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Tue, Sep 15, 2009
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I recently realized that it has now been over a month since Suzanna has posted a
blog. In an attempt to rectify this injustice, I promptly set up a search party
to locate my errant sister. Of course, I could have sworn that I had seen her
not that long ago, but clearly this was just my imagination.
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Fri, Sep 11, 2009
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The trouble with job interviews is that you have to come up with an answer to
the question “What is your greatest weakness?” that isn’t “kryptonite.”
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Sat, Sep 05, 2009
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Today I witnessed a toy bulldozer rolling beneath the tires of the semi in front
of me.
My immediate reaction was to swerve, lest the tiny plastic toy damage my 2700
pound metal vehicle. However, my cold, materialistic heart soon softened.
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Sun, Aug 30, 2009
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They really should have made a postgraduate edition of School House Rock. I
certainly feel like law school would be vastly improved if I could supplement my
education with a cartoon of an anthropomorphized Manual of Patent Examining
Procedures dancing on the steps of the PTO, or an enormous bloodsuc...
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Mon, Aug 17, 2009
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