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Fri, Dec 04, 2009
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In response to recent events, I have installed Drupal’s spam module on our
website. There is the slight possibility that, as a result of this, you will be
flagged as spam. This could be a mistake. Alternatively, consider the
possibility that you are, in fact, a spambot, and that your whole life is a...
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Fri, Dec 04, 2009
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The other week, one of my friends and I decided to have our fortunes told by a
psychic tarot card reader. My friend went first, and the psychic gave him some
very impressive and interesting predictions.
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Thu, Dec 03, 2009
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Today, I walked past two co-worker talking in the hallway. I overheard the
phrase, “I had one that was 17 pounds,” and I thought they were talking about a
cat, but it turns out they were talking about a turkey.
Bad news, apparently my 17-pound cat is overweight.
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Sun, Nov 29, 2009
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Facebook is interesting in that now you can know for certain that not only have
those embarrassing pictures been seen by all your friends and any prospective
romantic interests or employers that you may have, but also that they have been
indexed with your name, backed up regularly, and cached by a n...
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Sun, Nov 15, 2009
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Today’s entry, like most, is the byproduct of a mixture of sleep-deprivation and
screwing around on Wikipedia.
Hence, the following:
“The notion that goldfish have a memory of only three seconds is completely
false.
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Sun, Nov 08, 2009
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For those who have forgotten, I’m a second year law student. Consequently, on
occasion I have been known to attend classes. And this is why I have to deal
with one of the most frustrating aspects of law school: parking.
Words cannot express the intense hatred I have for those tiny cars that hide
ju...
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Mon, Nov 02, 2009
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You may have noticed that all the old artwork has inexplicably been improving
lately. At this time, I am not prepared to offer an explanation as to how or why
this is occurring.
However, I can safely say that it is not happening because I saw how much the
old artwork paled in comparison to the mumm...
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Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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I love how commercials talk about that “fresh from the dentist” feeling. I’m not
sure I quite understand the appeal of feeling gritty, sore, and slightly
violated.
On a related note, why do you suppose it is that toilet paper commercials never
talk about that “fresh from the proctologist” feeling?
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Fri, Oct 23, 2009
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After all this time, I thought I was safe. Through my complacency, I allowed
myself to relax once more, letting my guard down. Then, when retrieving a towel
from the closet after my shower this morning, I saw those beady little eyes
staring at me through the darkness, piercing my soul?
I don’t kn...
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Tue, Oct 20, 2009
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Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person.
I would ordinarily post a lengthy, in-depth description about the conspiracy
that this fabricated identity is clearly covering up, but I suspect that my
brother is in on it, and I wouldn’t want to jeopardize his safety.
