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Sat, Apr 03, 2010
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My girlfriend spent over half an hour in an MRI machine yesterday. I found this
shocking, as I was previously unaware that you could spend more than five
minutes at a time in an MRI before you hemorrhage a river of blood so deep that
your team of unusually attractive doctors and their megalomaniacal...
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Sat, Mar 13, 2010
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In case you’ve been wondering where I’ve been, I decided to enlist some help in
drafting my next blog entry. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of recruiting an
infinite number of positively massed monkeys, and so I spent the last 2 months
in the resulting time dilation field.
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Wed, Feb 17, 2010
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Someone brought this pastry in to work today with toys in it. I didn’t know
there were toys in it, so I managed to chew on this little plastic doll for a
few seconds until I finally realized there was a problem.
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Mon, Feb 08, 2010
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Amusement parks have this clever practice of coercing their patrons into posing
for spontaneous photographs at the park’s entrance, in hope that the patron will
later be persuaded to purchase the photograph for an exorbitant fee.
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Fri, Jan 22, 2010
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As part of my new year’s resolution, I decided to use up some of the hand lotion
that I have evidently been stock-piling over the years. [Editor’s note: the
stock-pile has over-flown my bathroom closet, the guest bathroom closet, and two
cupboards in the kitchen.] So on January 4, 2010, I packed a n...
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Tue, Jan 05, 2010
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I sat down and tried out my new Wacom today. Inexplicably, this is what
happened.
You might be wondering why this particular piece of work is so gory compared our
usual artwork, for instance, the penguin.
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Fri, Jan 01, 2010
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It occurred to me that I’ve never had a real New Year’s resolution, so I decided
to come up with some now. After some thought, I realized that resolutions always
seem to fit into three categories:
1.
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Sat, Dec 26, 2009
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Merry Christmas!
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Fri, Dec 25, 2009
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I hope that the penguin took good care of our loyal audience in our absence.
You’ll all be pleased to know that, thanks to my course in professional
responsibility, I now know that it is generally considered unethical within the
legal profession to cuss out judges and sell babies.
In light of this...
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Sat, Dec 12, 2009
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I am unable to post a blog this week due to finals at the law school. Or because
we got too excited last week and posted more content than we usually do, and
we’re making up for it now by being slackers.
