I write books. Sometimes.

Recent Posts

  • The Emperor's New Theme

    Sun, Sep 26, 2010
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    I’d like to announce that, in case you happened to notice the series of embarrassing errors that plagued our website in the past few weeks, it was in fact the result of a series of renovations to our website, culminating in the implementation of our brand new theme. Now, I know what you’re thinking...
  • The Big Two Something Or Other

    Sat, Sep 18, 2010
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    Here’s wishing a happy birthday to my sister, Suzanna. May all your birthdays be filled with dead clowns.
  • Between Us

    Sat, Sep 18, 2010
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    So I was listening to a song on the radio the other day, when I noticed a grammatical mistake in the lyrics. I figure that everyone likes the guy that points out grammatical mistakes in pop culture, so I decided to blog about it. Ready for this…… The song is “Life Is A Highway,” by Tom Cochrane.
  • When Technology Fails

    Thu, Sep 16, 2010
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    Sometimes I e-mail myself with things that I want to remember, or links to websites that I want to view later. More often than not, these e-mails will end up in my spam folder. That’s right. My own e-mail account thinks that my e-mails are spam.
  • Kindle

    Wed, Aug 25, 2010
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    Good news, everyone! My book, Death Mill Mansion: A Lighthearted Comedy is now available on Kindle. That being said, I should point out that the book makes extensive use of footnotes, so if you don’t like the way Kindle handles footnotes, then you should probably buy a printed copy. In fact, just...
  • Guest Blog

    Tue, Aug 03, 2010
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    I have written a guest blog over at Stop, Drop, and Read. Additionally, today is my twenty-fifth birthday. That is all.
  • Five Movies

    Sun, Jun 20, 2010
    Read time: 3 min.
    After wasting two hours on yet another worthless movie, I’ve decided to make the world a slightly better place by warning others about the top five worst movies ever. Or, if you prefer, the bottom five best movies ever.
  • Interview

    Mon, May 24, 2010
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    I highly recommend that you read Stop, Drop and Read’s recent author interview. It may change your life.
  • Cheap Crap

    Sat, May 01, 2010
    Read time: 1 min.
    Modern marketing has reached a point of such insincerity that, if you purchased a product called “Cheap Crap,” it would probably be a diamond-encrusted bar of gold. Of course, since it would be made in China, it would also kill your pets and leak lead into your children’s food.
  • My Biggest Defeat

    Sun, Apr 25, 2010
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    When I was younger, I had the distinct honor of being selected to participate in the school-wide spelling bee. All of my relatives came to watch. I didn’t win. The word I lost on was “disappointment.” In the first round. The rest of the evening my relatives repeatedly tried to comfort me with the ...