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Thu, Oct 31, 2013
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Death Mill Mansion is now enrolled in Kindle MatchBook.
So for those of you who have already purchased a print copy, you can now get
also get a Kindle copy for only $0.99. That’s right - a savings of 66
percent-ish when you buy a book you already have.
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Fri, Oct 18, 2013
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Good news, everyone!
Now you can sign up to receive updates on my new releases by subscribing to my
newsletter.
No need to worry about a clogged inbox - this list is exclusively for my new
releases. If history is any indicator, this should translate to an e-mail once
every twenty-seven years.
Hoo...
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Sat, Jul 06, 2013
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And so clearly my book is awesome now. Behold, the new cover for my book, Death
Mill Mansion: A Lighthearted Comedy:
Special thanks to Jake Clark of J. Caleb Design for making me feel bad about my
own artistic skills.
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Fri, May 10, 2013
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In honor of its newly released second edition, Death Mill Mansion: A
Lighthearted Comedy will be available for free on Amazon until Monday
(5/13/2013).
If you’re wondering why this is happening a full week after the second edition’s
release, the answer is, as with most great mysteries in life: a ty...
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Fri, May 03, 2013
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The print edition of Death Mill Mansion is temporarily unavailable. In response
to this, the price for a paperback copy has immediately shot up to around $55.
As an FYI, however, I should warn you that this would seem to be a poor
investment for two reasons:
1.
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Tue, Mar 12, 2013
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It’s that time of year again…when you can’t help but wonder why you’re so tired,
even though you could swear you woke up at the same time as you always do, and
the cats sit by their food bowls and stare at you, even though dinner time isn’t
for another hour.
That’s right, it’s the first Monday of D...
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Thu, Jan 10, 2013
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It was around midnight when I heard an odd, mournful tone, chirping
intermittently in the darkness. Twenty bleary-eyed minutes later and I found my
old Samsung Intensity tucked away in the back of an overcrowded nightstand
drawer, calling out to me from beneath a gently used tissue wadded up in the
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Tue, Nov 20, 2012
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Darkness had swept over the land. The economy had stagnated for years. Thousands
of Americans sought secession. Ancient prophecies warned that the end was only a
month away. Even the fate of the Twinkie was in jeopardy.
Could anyone save the Earth from the evil that had crept into the hearts of man...
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Fri, Nov 18, 2011
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Since upon returning home, my new wife and I decided to immediately redecorate
our entire apartment, I’m just now getting around to properly sorting through
our honeymoon pictures, and so I thought I’d share the experience.
For our honeymoon, my new wife and I stayed in a condo on Ormond Beach.
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Sat, Jan 29, 2011
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Some day, I will develop a rusty, spike-filled, needlessly painful device to
trap foxes. I will patent this device, and I will market it under the name
“Adobe Acrobat.”
I’d like to note that, in preparing this blog, I realized that I lost the
screenshot I’d originally intended to use, decided to ...
