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  • Blogger's Block

    Tue, May 26, 2009
    Read time: 2 min.
    Suzanna has accused me of being derelict in my blogging duties. Never one to shirk my obligations, I promptly began work on writing my own entry. This, of course, immediately brought on a severe case of blogger’s block. I dedicated the following weeks to desperately searching for anything to write ...
  • My Hyphen

    Sat, Apr 11, 2009
    Read time: 2 min.
    Twenty-six years ago, without consultation, a hyphenated last name was bestowed upon me. As a child, this hyphen proved to be inconvenient at best. When my classmates and I were instructed to line up alphabetically, neither I nor anyone else knew whether I should take my place in the B portion of th...
  • The Truth About Attorneys

    Tue, Mar 31, 2009
    Read time: 1 min.
    No, we don’t have unisex bathrooms like on Ally McBeal.
  • Suzanna's Cat Army

    Sun, Mar 29, 2009
    Read time: 3 min.
    Approximately a year ago, while shopping to acquire a house that would appreciate in debt even faster than it diminished in value, I looked outside at the darkened deck of one residence and saw eyes staring back at me.