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Wed, Jul 08, 2009
Read time: 1 min.
Although I can’t take credit for noticing this myself, I nonetheless felt
personal responsibility to share this important news with my loyal readers.
At 56 seconds into 12:34 this afternoon, on today July 8, 2009, we will
experience the following date/time combination: 12:34:56, 7/8/9.
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Sun, Jul 05, 2009
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This weekend, it suddenly occurred to me that there are two types of clever
people in this world. There are people who come up with original, clever ideas,
and then there are people who come up with no original ideas, but nonetheless
seem clever by virtue of the fact that they recognize the cleverne...
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Fri, Jul 03, 2009
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It has come to my attention that we have completely failed to post any content
this week. In an effort to mollify our enraged readers, I have included a
picture of Buddy and Justice in this post. Everyone loves cat pictures, right?
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Sun, Jun 28, 2009
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At my office, there’s a counter-top machine in the kitchen that dispenses water
and ice. One day last week, the machine had a post-it note on its front stating,
“Out of Order.” The next day, the post-it note was gone, having been replaced by
a different post-it note on the side of the machine statin...
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Fri, Jun 26, 2009
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A free preview of “Death Mill Mansion: A Lighthearted Comedy” is now available
in pdf format here.
I can’t make any guarantees, but I strongly suspect that reading it will make
you healthier, happier, and more intelligent.
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Fri, Jun 26, 2009
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Like so often, I need to bring an injustice to your attention. And like so many
of the world’s injustices, my younger brother is to blame.
I suppose I should accept partial responsibility. After all, it was my decision
to give him control over our website’s design and layout.
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Wed, Jun 17, 2009
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It has been posited that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. This is
incorrect, for much the same reason that people rejected green ketchup.
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Thu, Jun 11, 2009
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Today’s blog is about two seemingly unrelated events that nonetheless became
inseparably intertwined when they led me to an important realization. The first
event occurred when I was entering the county courthouse.
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Sun, Jun 07, 2009
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So last night, a Friday, I had an important brief to write, which,
unfortunately, kept me at the office late into the evening. My co-workers had
all cleared out for the weekend, making the office seem particularly isolated.
So I’m sitting there at work trying to finish up my brief, when the lights g...
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Sat, Jun 06, 2009
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How come you can talk about imaginary numbers and everyone will think you’re
really smart, but you talk about imaginary friends and everyone thinks you’re
crazy?
